NO INTERNET. NO PROBLEM.
Servers fail. Feeds freeze. Charts stop loading. One thing has been running through all of it since 2014.
// PRESS SPACE
It's the real one. Same physics, same cacti, same pterodactyls at 450. Get to 700 and the world turns Base blue.
SPACE / TAP TO JUMP · DOWN TO DUCK
// WHY IT RUNS
Exchanges halt. RPCs time out. Your favourite chart shows a blank screen at exactly the wrong moment. It is not a question of if.
No connection required. No servers to fall over. It has been sprinting through the outage since 2014 and it has never once stopped to check the wifi.
$RAWR is quoted in GOOGLc — tokenised Alphabet stock — on Base. The dinosaur is literally priced against the company that put it there.
// FOUR STEPS
Any wallet that speaks Base. Rabby, Coinbase Wallet, MetaMask — all fine.
Get ETH onto Base, by bridging or straight from an exchange that supports it.
Paste the contract below, check it character for character, and swap.
That's the whole strategy. Don't stop. Watch out for the birds.